Thanksgiving is Here; Time to Get Stupid

Hello my friends. The holiday season is officially here! These next two months are your excuse to kick back and let your glutinous appetite take you for a glorious ride. After all, you can’t expect to stop eating bad now, right?

This week is Thanksgiving and it’s time to shovel in the food. No matter where you are in regards to the health of your body, you’re gonna get stupid on Thanksgiving Day. Whether you’re fat or skinny, young or old, donut maker or a fitness trainer, you’re crazy idea that one should stop eating when one is full is going to go flying right out that window. You know what I’m talking about and you have no shame because this is the one time of year that you can eat like a Neanderthal and feel totally guilt free.  Come on…it’s Thanksgiving! So what if your 1,200 calorie a day diet has become a way of life…it’s Thanksgiving! So what if you live a healthy lifestyle and you pride yourself on eating a balanced diet and your motto is “eat to live, not live to eat”…it’s Thanksgiving! So what if you’re a vegetarian. Screw it…it’s Thanksgiving. The goal is to make yourself sick from eating way more than you have any business even thinking about eating. And you’re going to love every minute of it.

Please don’t tell my doctor I said that.

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